BIRTHDAY!!!!

im starting my

"SUPER SPECIAL BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN!!!!"
tomorrow!
ill be putting in fun facts about myself with each post so tune in!!!
PS: right now only 17 days!!!

A Teenager Is A Person
who can't remember to walk the dog, but never forgets a phone number ; a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast ; a youngster who receives her allowance on monday, spends it on tuesday, & borrows it from her best friend on wednesday ; someone who can hear her favorite singer three blocks away, but not her mother calling from the next room ; a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson, but can't make a bed ; a student who spends twelve minutes studying history & twelve hours studying for her driver's license ; an enthusiast who has the energy to bike four miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes; a young woman who loves the cat & tolerates the brother ; a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week ; a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off & an original thinker
who is positive that her mother was never a teenager

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)